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Fanks yoo! Dat helps…speshully teh chocklit.
I hazza digree in phrenawlolgy frum teh Norfwest Skool uv Quacks and Misfits Reely Hard Sighants an Hedd Bonez. Heer, lemme feel yoor krainyum. No skirmin, I iz a train profeshunul.
*sneezee takes outta kalipurr an beginz tu mehzure NC’s skuhl*
Mmhmm, yess, Ai see. Yew hazza ninlargmint heer and uh nindintashun der but aifinkso dey are boff frum yoor rescent contak wif teh starez.
Oh yess, dis berry larj bump iz in teh “kind tu kittehs” brain organ an der iz a matchink wun in teh “prone to scaree masks” porshun.
Yess, yess, az expekted, teh “ohai-mindud an aunty nawty barn” area is hilee diminisht an possiblee nonexi . . . nonsic . . . nunix . . . nawt der atall.
*Sneezee skribbullz illejiblee awn a scrap uv papur*
Heer, yu taek dis tu teh neerust v-e-t an himz will gib yu a speshull kitteh tu skritch an maek yoor hed bonez awl bak teh way dey shud be.
(I gotz tard uv waitin tu getz outta moderashin an repostud–sorree iffen it gets dooplikated)
De vybrashuns… Dey Srtong
Ai noes! Kud be ower Riley’s baybee pitcher too! Sadlee, we donut hab hiz baybee pitcherz. Riley am berry sweet tu.
Oh boy (pulls on CHRGwdoi and HGGs)
Kisses bebeh’s paw
U has a lurv
Happi birfdee to awll teh cheezies today n evree day:)
Dat is sweet
Duz kinjinsmommy eevn *liek* animalz? Duznt her noe it duznt haff 2 be an eether/or sitchuashun wif kittehz adn goggiez? Unless yur 3 kittehz amz littlol pillz adn reely badlee beehayvin, or sheez allerjik, or unless yu haz REEELLY small hows, seemz 2 me her needz sum enlietnment on teh subjekt.
Hmm, maybee her nawt allowz pikthur uv kitteh in hows becawz she noez sheed bee 2 tempted 2 chaynj her mynd?
Bleshoo for dis! I issa fostermomma for bunnees. Nawt the bebeh kind but the kind dat has hadda bad time an needs kwiet an payshunts an sumwun hoo knows abowt bunbuns so dat dey can learns dat people can be nise fings an how to be nise bak to dems.
yu hazzent herd teh wurst. ai was tawkin bout getiin a goggie. kinjinsmommy sed awl free kittehs wud haz tu goe. goe ware? iz nawt fair. hoo wud lubz dem liek ai doez? noebuddeh, dats hoo. nawt fair, aitellzyu.
an yu doan wanna noe wut kinjinzmommy wud doez ifn ai bringhoam eben a pickshur ob kittehs.
dubblol pooh.
I hazza digree in phrenawlolgy frum teh Norfwest Skool uv
Quacks and MisfitsReely Hard Sighants an Hedd Bonez. Heer, lemme feel yoor krainyum. No skirmin, I iz a train profeshunul.*sneezee takes outta kalipurr an beginz tu mehzure NC’s skuhl*
Mmhmm, yess, Ai see. Yew hazza ninlargmint heer and uh nindintashun der but aifinkso dey are boff frum yoor rescent contak wif teh starez.
Oh yess, dis berry larj bump iz in teh “kind tu kittehs” brain organ an der iz a matchink wun in teh “prone to scaree masks” porshun.
Yess, yess, az expekted, teh “ohai-mindud an aunty nawty barn” area is hilee diminisht an possiblee nonexi . . . nonsic . . . nunix . . . nawt der atall.
*Sneezee skribbullz illejiblee awn a scrap uv papur*
Heer, yu taek dis tu teh neerust v-e-t an himz will gib yu a speshull kitteh tu skritch an maek yoor hed bonez awl bak teh way dey shud be.
*clappityclappityclappity !*
w00t! w00t!
Awesumz, NC.
wai u is haz tew go tew da nawty barn?
was u ablol to find whalesie sum moar waddurs?
who be Joo Janta??
Yay for da burfday peeps! Nd fankees for da nommy caeks, burfday fairy! *Twirlz kalid…cally…rownd fingy to see purrty kulurs* Ooooo.
*Takes finger puppit to scarify Riley wif later.* Thnx, burfday fairy!
A moast egg sellunt reskew! *clappity clappity* Doffs hat in awwwwww ob nc66′s prodijus SRT (Splort Reskew Tekneek).*
Pooh indeed! Tree kittehs am nawt enuff! Derez awais rum fur wun moar. Speshulee if yoo brung hoem a cyootie liek dis wun!
Oh my ‘Niser. You iz gonna be like PK adn take in da halpless beebehs. Oh my. How iz you ever gonna make it thru da day wifout multiplol splorts?
Behold! Teh oriklol dat iz teh NBSW.
Oh fankeez SC.
[goez tew deliber akseptanse speech awn stage]
[trips...fawls...tumblolz down stayrz]
*BANG CRASH BONK*
*ow* *ouch* *YEOW!*
Ooh mai hed.
N-E-bawdy gno uh guud phrenawlojist?
Yep. dat muss be wat her ment!
Mii neever. [czechs bafruum stall wallz in NB foar enlitenmint]
A hush in teh band iz worth uh boo foar teh turdz.
Ai’m nawt shore wat her ment……
AI HERD DAT!!!! *snerk*
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Attain, i_luv_cheezburgerz, Nancydr, Alyssaw96 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, orinj cakes wif dark choklit icing, iskreem, sparkly party punch, baloonz, an goodie bags filled wif never-miss paddlolball games, kaleidoscopes, kandee, an jakk-o-lantern finger puppets!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжж٭٭*****¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*****¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Dis be a brillyunt reskyoo, NC! Win yu gits bak frum teh nawty barn yu can hazza medal foar soupreem serbiss in teh face uv splortage.
noe moar kittehs in mai fyootchur.
dats wut kinjinsmommy sez, ennehwai.
ai wud haz elebenty-sebbun kittehs iff ai cud.
kinjinsmommy sed teh tree we haz iz tree too menneh.
oh pooh.
Ai hab gno idea wut yew awr tawkin abowt. *innosint luuk*
[leevz uh trayle ob tissyooz leeding tew teh barn]
Whut, awl teh hand lowshun not halping?
*taeks nc’s paw and hedz awf to NB*
Let’s hoap dat kitteh alsew seez uh gurlfwend in yor fyoochur.
Doze calysiz iz gettin pretty beeg.
d*** teh mirrors! Foargit manoovering! Foargoe teh signalz!
*Drives teh CCC liek uh maniak thru cheezland*
*almost running intew the boonerings.com ad.*
*eyez ad wif uh suspishun*
Dat is jes wun vowel away frum uh dirty joke.
*remembers bwaynz* *VROOOOOOM*
*Arrives at teh scene.* *SCRREEEECH*
*Gets owt broom adn kolleks scattered bwaynez*
*sweepy sweepy sweepy*
*Rummajiz CCC* Ah ha! Uh whale!
Huh, wut? Really! Uh whale? *shrugz*
*pawsishuns sammycat neggst tew blow hole*
*SHPREWWWWWW!* *rinsy rinsy rinsy*
*Paks bwaynes bak in hed.*
*plop plop* *pat pat pat*
*Replaces hed bones.*
*click click click*
*Brrrrrrrrrip*
*Ducky taipz hed bones in place.*
*Snap*
*Puts on CHRG w/doi*
*Brrrrrrrrrip*
*Moar ducky taip.*
*Breengs sammycat to wif smelly salts*
*crack wave wave* *phew*
*Tucks last liddlol brayny bit
*dat kawntrolz kawnshusness under ducky taip*
*adn glooz it in place wif stupor gloo.*
*Leeds sammycat tew teh splort recubbery lownj*
*ware dey serve orinj b*** nawt poizen jooz*
*and teh wallz awr cubbered wif PSA posterz*
*warning cheezpeeps nawt tew lukk direktly*
*at the cyoot wifowt prawpurr eyeware.*
sponsored by Joo Janta
*Wraps sammycat in floofy cheezmap blanket.*
*Gives sammycat hawt choklick tew slurps*
*anda choklit postal bunneh tew nom.*
*Hands sammycat elebenty page troll manifesto tew read*
That shuld taik yor mind awf teh cyoot.
Nao rest adn doan lukk at teh cyoot foar sum whylolz.
Yew’ll feel beddur in gno tiem.
humm.. life lain: match vitaliti,match energy ann straight . . .. humm wut abuot mee hart line? . . . . . . .. . .. . ・*
Aww…splortage!
*Blushez brite redd*
Wai, fank Q!
*he he he*
[grinz eben wider]
Yew awr luukin rather…um…palatablol in yor own mask todai, ‘Niser.
Yesh, wee getz tu habs teh littlol kittenz dat R nawt old enuff tu bee awn teh adopshun flore. An since wee iz luukin foara cupplol ob kyootee pyez ower selfs, dis iz guud waye tu hab teh pik ob teh litter, soe tu speek!!
*Hazza skayrd*
Eeeeep!
Oh, iz dat yu beehynd teh maskk nc? Ai nawt rekognyze yu at nawt sekkund.
I bet mai Bonus lukked jus like dis wen he wuzza bebeh! Pound for pound, more sweetness than sugah!
Ooo! Yu hazza lucki!
Yay!
A supreme idea, BF.
Oh noez bebbeh kitteh, wii iz owtta gushifuud.
[NC's lief line begins tew shorten]
Awww, ai seez dis kyna littlol gui in mai fyoocher!! Ai iz gonna bee teh kitten fawster mama foar teh shelturr, yay!!
taht sownds guud!
Hazza nyse nosh anni!
Ai aer droolin awlreddee – beddur go get kukkin! BBL, Bai!
Juss leff ober mash potato and a smawl can uv toona heeted throo wiv a littlol oil in a fryin pan (skillet, Aifink u sai) U can maek it broun a krispy iffn u want – Ai hab it wiv peez an sweetkorn.
Ooo! ai haz neber had taht! iz it lyke kornd beef hash onlee wif toona?
guudness, iz bery kwiet in cheezland tooday
Gess wat Ai aer habbin fur mai dinnur! Toona hash!
Ai dowt it! Thx BF!
♫ reech owt an tuch sumbuddyz hand
maik dis whirrld a bedder plaise, iff u kan ♫